Thursday, June 07, 2007

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Our plutocracy is now complete.

I really, really, really wanna spend the next 40 days in a mansion with alcohol, servants, massages, cooks, etc. So, I've decided I'm going to go get drunk, endanger the lives of others with an automobile, get arrested for it, and then arrogantly violate my probation by driving with a suspended license three times.

Mom and Dad, you really failed me by not providing me the skills with which to pull this off.

If you don't know what I'm referring to, I envy you.

Current Music: MIA. - Mind Games

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